We quickly recap AEW Dynamite, discuss why the Vikings shouldn’t make a pick on Day 1 of the 2023 NFL Draft, celebrate the Twins’ first regular season series win over the Yankees since 2001, and mourn the death of the Wild.
AEW Dynamite Recap! As It Should Be!
- Orange Cassidy defends the AEW International Championship against Bandido
- His 20 title defenses are most by a man in AEW
- Only Jade has more; speaking of Jade
- She actually looked good…cuz Taya Valkyrie made her look good
- Jade did do a superplex, though; first time Anthony’s seen her climb to the top rope
- How about Taya almost taking Aubrey Edwards down the Road to Valhalla?!
- How about that Pillars Tournament?!
- MJF pays Sammy Guevara and helps him win the tournament
- Beauty of a move throwing Darby Allin his skateboard and Sammy taking a dive
- Guevara wins the tournament, but now has to tag with MJF against Darby and Jungle Jack Perry in order to main event Double or Nothing
- Otherwise it’ll be a four-way for the title, which it was always going to be
- MJF pays Sammy Guevara and helps him win the tournament
- Super Kick Party!
- Young Bucks save Kenny Omega after Konusoke Takeshita gets the win over Butcher and the Blade
- What am execution of the Paradigm Shift by Omega
- Konusoke Takeshita takes a screwdriver to the face! To the face!
Who Will the Vikings Draft?
- Calijah Kancey, DL, Pitt, is the most popular pick for the Vikings at 23rd overall
- The Athletic and Ryan Wilson of CBS both have Minnesota taking Kancey
- Trading up for Will Levis (or Anthony Richardson?) could happen
- They’d have to target the fourth (Colts) or 11th (Titans) overall pick to get either
- Trading for Seattle’s pick at fifth overall has been suggested
- We all agree the Vikings won’t make a pick on the Day 1
- Trade for Lamar Jackson
- Trade for Trey Lance
- Trade down
Twins Win Season Series Over Yankees for First Time Since 2001
- Minnesota takes the season series over New York for the first time in 22 years
- Anthony was there and used TicketRev for the first time
- He was 15 the last time the Twins did that
- Joe Ryan and Sonny Gray look damn good
- Both went seven innings and handled the heart of the Yankee lineup three times
- Alex Kiriloff is crushing the ball for St. Paul
- Three dingers in 19 ABs (.421/.522/.947)
- Just a 1.469 OPS
- Who’s going to be demoted to make room for him onw the roster?
- Willi Castro has just a .598 OPS
- Nick Gordon has been even worse but is out of options
Wild Get Support from Buxton, Correa but not from Refs, Kaprizov, Boldy
- Twins Byron Buxton and Carlos Correa got Game 3 started in St. Paul
- The Wild are 0-2 since
- Marcus Foligno got screwed in Games 3 and 4
- Took a minor for tripping on a play that should have been, at the very worst, coincidental minors for elbowing and tripping, or at best, a minor penalty on Dallas for elbowing
- Instead of 4-on-4 or a Wild power play, Dallas gets the power play and the deciding goal
- Got a ridiculous game misconduct penalty for kneeing, which had no contact with a knee and should have been, at most, a minor tripping penalty
- Won’t be suspended
- Won’t matter
- The Wild’s two leading scorers, Kirill Kaprizov and Matt Boldy, have been nonfactors in the series
- Dallas coach Pete DeBoer has a history of shutting down Kaprizov, “holding him a combined three goals and four points in 12 playoff games,” per The Athletic’s Joe Smith
- Boldy has three points in the series
- Penalties have been the baneq of the Wild’s postseason existence
- Nine power play goals allowed
- 4-for-18 on the power play
- As Anthony indicated before the series started, if the Wild can’t stay out of the sin bin, they won’t get by the Stars
- Took a minor for tripping on a play that should have been, at the very worst, coincidental minors for elbowing and tripping, or at best, a minor penalty on Dallas for elbowing