Twins set to save money, sign more, valuable draft picks
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For a lot of people (just under 95 percent according to an MLB Trade Rumors poll), the Minnesota Twins’ selection of California shortstop Royce Lewis with the first pick in the 2017 MLB Draft was a surprise. It shouldn’t have been. Most knew there was no consensus number one pick in this draft. There were five potential number ones. The Twins took one of the five. Lewis can play anywhere and received the highest possible grade for his speed. Unsurprisingly,...

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Tuesday, 13 June 2017
What you need to know about the 2017 MLB Draft
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The Major League Baseball (MLB) Draft starts at 7 p.m. EST, with pre-draft coverage starting at 6 p.m. EST on MLB Network and MLB.com. Here are five things you need to know about the 2017 MLB Draft. There’s No Consensus #1 While MLB.com analysts all agree on the first five picks of the draft, any one of those five players could go number one overall. Two, Two-way Players Atop Draft Two of the top five projected players could start their...

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Monday, 12 June 2017
Why Ervin Santana’s complete games are so important to Twins
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Ervin Santana tossed his third complete game shutout of the season Friday night. That’s one more than the rest of the league combined despite it coming against a San Francisco Giants team with the lowest team OPS in baseball (.651). But the “Maddux” Santana pitched Friday night in San Francisco is so important given the recent stress on the Twins bullpen and the struggles it has experienced all year. The Twins bullpen allows the highest opponent batting average in baseball (.273), which has...

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Saturday, 10 June 2017
The Minnesota Twins need hard-to-get pitching
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Last week I urged the Minnesota Twins front office to acquire pitching — any pitching — and not to wait too long in doing so. Well, here are five pitchers the Twins could target if they want to remain competitive this season, but most of them will cost something you might not like to lose. Pat Neshek Neshek is familiar to Twins fans, and his side-armed delivery should play well out of a Twins bullpen that can’t miss bats. He misses plenty...

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Wednesday, 07 June 2017
The regression begins for the Minnesota Twins
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The regression that everyone expected of the Minnesota Twins was finally witnessed over 15 innings at Target Field on Sunday in a loss to the strikeout-prone Tampa Bay Rays (10.47 K/9) and then again in the eighth inning on Monday against baseball’s best, the Houston Astros. Anyone who knows anything about baseball knows the Twins performance thus far has been an anomaly (much like that of 2015). There are glaring weaknesses throughout the roster. The performance of the pitching staff was not sustainable. Even...

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Monday, 29 May 2017
Gibson looks to preserve his job vs. Cobb, Rays
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Join Fuck Dick and Bert from Target Field on Sunday at 1 p.m. CST as Kyle Gibson looks to preserve his job against Alex Cobb and the Tampa Bay Rays. Every start in the bigs seems like it could be Gibson’s last, but he was bailed out by the Twins’ bats in his last start after allowing six runs in Baltimore. Gibson’s Issues While Gibson’s strikeout numbers this season are right around what we’ve come to expect (6 SO/9), his walks,...

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Saturday, 27 May 2017
Twins’ Santana, Baltimore’s Bundy look to rebound from poor starts
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Join us Tuesday at 6 PM CST as the Minnesota Twins look to continue their success against the Baltimore Orioles in Baltimore. If you haven’t noticed by now, Fuck Dick and Bert is an uncensored broadcast meant to serve as an alternative to the Dick and Bert in the booth, so please don’t write us any letters or emails requesting we stop swearing. It’s just not in the baseball cards. Game 42: Minnesota Twins @ Baltimore Orioles We’ll be at Shantytown...

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Tuesday, 23 May 2017
Twins, Indians battle for first place in AL Central
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Join Fuck Dick and Bert for the opening game of a three-game series between the Minnesota Twins and Cleveland Indians that will decide who takes over first place in the American League Central. I’ve got my money on Ervin Santana and the Twins despite Santana coming off his worst start of the season and first loss of the season against Boston back at Target Field. The money line was -144 in favor of Cleveland last I checked, and the Twins...

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Friday, 12 May 2017
Aces Santana, Sale do battle at Target Field Sunday
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Tune in to Fuck Dick and Bert on Sunday at 1 p.m. CST while Ervin Santana takes on Chris Sale in the rubber match of a three-game series between the Minnesota Twins and Boston Red Sox. Not only will you see a pair of potential All-stars do battle, but we’ll treat you to a baseball-themed, alcoholic beverage you can make at home (you’ll need bourbon, hazelnut liqueur, amaretto, lemon juice and Cracker Jacks), give you some stretches proven to relieve...

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Friday, 14 April 2017
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