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Illness, injuries can’t stop Twins on the road
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The Minnesota Twins started a catcher in left field on Saturday in Cleveland and walked out of the ballpark with a win and a chance to sweep the Indians. That catcher, Chris Gimenez, would later move to first base defensively and hit a mammoth home run in the ninth inning to pad the Twins’ one-run lead by one more. On Saturday, Twins’ manager Paul Molitor had to scratch right fielder Max Kepler after fouling a ball off his right foot...

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Sunday, 25 June 2017
Berrios, Twins look to split series with Mariners
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In a prior blog post I called Jose Berrios the ace of the Minnesota Twins pitching staff. Not because I think six starts proves anything, and not because I don’t believe in Ervin Santana. I do. Santana gets by on pitching prowess like Greg Maddux. But Berrios can flat out miss bats, regardless of who’s swinging them, and that’s what makes an ace. We’ll get a good indication of Berrios’s development on Thursday at noon against a hot Mariners lineup...

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Thursday, 15 June 2017
The Twins look to their savior, Ervin, again
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The Minnesota Twins are running out of options when it comes to pitching, but the consummate professional Ervin Santana is back on the mound to right the ship once again. It’s even dollar dog night on Wednesday against the Seattle Mariners at 7 p.m. CST, and Fuck Dick and Bert will be at Target Field and better than ever. We’ve got new gear that will allow us to be more mobile with the broadcast and include more fans. Ervin was...

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Wednesday, 14 June 2017
Gibson looks to preserve his job vs. Cobb, Rays
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Join Fuck Dick and Bert from Target Field on Sunday at 1 p.m. CST as Kyle Gibson looks to preserve his job against Alex Cobb and the Tampa Bay Rays. Every start in the bigs seems like it could be Gibson’s last, but he was bailed out by the Twins’ bats in his last start after allowing six runs in Baltimore. Gibson’s Issues While Gibson’s strikeout numbers this season are right around what we’ve come to expect (6 SO/9), his walks,...

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Saturday, 27 May 2017
Twins’ Santana, Baltimore’s Bundy look to rebound from poor starts
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Join us Tuesday at 6 PM CST as the Minnesota Twins look to continue their success against the Baltimore Orioles in Baltimore. If you haven’t noticed by now, Fuck Dick and Bert is an uncensored broadcast meant to serve as an alternative to the Dick and Bert in the booth, so please don’t write us any letters or emails requesting we stop swearing. It’s just not in the baseball cards. Game 42: Minnesota Twins @ Baltimore Orioles We’ll be at Shantytown...

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Tuesday, 23 May 2017
Twins, Indians battle for first place in AL Central
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Join Fuck Dick and Bert for the opening game of a three-game series between the Minnesota Twins and Cleveland Indians that will decide who takes over first place in the American League Central. I’ve got my money on Ervin Santana and the Twins despite Santana coming off his worst start of the season and first loss of the season against Boston back at Target Field. The money line was -144 in favor of Cleveland last I checked, and the Twins...

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Friday, 12 May 2017
Aces Santana, Sale do battle at Target Field Sunday
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Tune in to Fuck Dick and Bert on Sunday at 1 p.m. CST while Ervin Santana takes on Chris Sale in the rubber match of a three-game series between the Minnesota Twins and Boston Red Sox. Not only will you see a pair of potential All-stars do battle, but we’ll treat you to a baseball-themed, alcoholic beverage you can make at home (you’ll need bourbon, hazelnut liqueur, amaretto, lemon juice and Cracker Jacks), give you some stretches proven to relieve...

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Friday, 14 April 2017
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